She makes me feel so sexy

The S700i mobile phone - The po' boy's alternative to getting a young girlfriend and a sports car to alleviate midlife crisis depressions

I am a tech-pro, somebody who´s abreast of technology, one who dominates technology. The reason for this is that I my job is freelance software development, which means I gotta know to way around computers and the like really well. I gotta be on top of techy stuff.
Contrary to popular beliefs that does not make me a techno gadget collector at home. No sir! When I go home from my tech-job at night, I leave all that behind. In private I don´t give three shits about fuckin´ technology. I dunno how to program my VCR, I don´t touch my computer, it´s not my hobby to fix my friend´s computers, and as far as I am concerned an ipod is some martian landing gear or something. I still listen to vinyl records.


Slick design, huh? Having said that I have to admit that recently I have strayed from the path of the righteous: I have bought me a new new mobile phone. And now this baby rocks my world. It´s a Sony-Ericsson S700i(S probably in reminiscense of the Mercedes S-class). I just got her, and I cannot belive it: She´s awesome. She makes me - the guy who hates talking about technical shit in private - babble tech-talk uncontrollably. Looking at the phone kindles my desires, touching her gets me horny, and playing with her makes me come. Wow! She´s fully loaded with features (1,3 mpixels camera, MP3 player, FM radio, power steering, power brakes, etc), which is nice, but that´s not what got me hooked.


You´re a damn good lay The killer about this phone is the USER EXPERIENCE. It is the way the mobile presents herself. From the moment you unpack the thing you know she is something special. She looks great, she feels great, and - this is where Sony-Ericsson really outdid themselves - she is brilliantly easy to use. In contrast to other women her handling is absulutely intuitive and straightforward, the screen is large and incredibly sharp, she has a guided (!) setup, and everywhere there are features that make you go "aww yeah"!

My phone with a protective
sock on her head ... By working to create a positive user experience Sony-Ericsson has set standard for the future: People will not just like new stuff they buy, they will fall in love with the products, because the whole process of getting to know the new baby is like entering wonderland, or falling in love. New and cool things to discover behind every corner. When you fall in love you discover all these neat and cool things about somebody else, and every bit makes you fall for them even more. That´s the same way I fell for my S700i bitch.


Good vibrations You gotta go out with one to understand. So get your hands on one of these, it´ll change your life. Tscheck aut the pics I made for you. Be aware the pics are taken with my P800, they would be even more shocking if taken with the S700i.


Tschau I am out of here

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