GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE. CHUCK NORRIS KILLS PEOPLE <- clicken Sie here ...
Wait wait wait: I am still a David Hasselhoff fan, Chuck Norris doesn't do anything for me. But after I saw this site of Chuck Norris facts I must say: Respek. This is good stuff. And: Don't kill me, please.
Baad motherfucker
- A handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
- Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
[via Jan Paul]
posted by Marco Loco at 22:18
1 Comments:
Reminds me of the Vin Diesel facts which can be found here http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?topthirty
My favourite one is "In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself."
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