JÄGERTOAST

I'm not a big fan of Jägermeister, but isn't this a great product? A nice toast from this machine to get you going in the morning.

Well, come to think of it: I'm not sure if this would help recuperation from a Jägermeister hangover of the drinking binge the night before. I just imagine myself coming into the kitchen with a splitting headache and Jägerbreath: Seeing that lovely deer - again - might have the effect that I remember that night before, remember all the Jägershots we had, and start getting sick uncontrollably all over the floor. And the table. The toaster. The walls. My slippers. Your slippers. Your bathrobe. There will be puke everywhere. It will be disgusting. Gross. I think you get the picture.

Still a great product, but maybe it's better if I don't get this toaster :-)

TATTOED PIG <- clicken Sie here ...

I wonder if adding a few tattoes to my skin will up my chances to score chicks? I wish I could ask this dirty pig. I mean I don´t ride Harleys, but I would consider writing it on my skin if I got laid more often (preferably with permanent marker only :-).

This cute piggy is actually the work of Belgian artist Wim Delvoye. See la vache qui rit on this pigs ass? Great shit! And this guy actually has a whole tatooed pig farm ...

AHHHWW THAT´S SOOO CUUUUTE!! <- clicken Sie here ...

Woah, I just got a massive dose of CUTE OVEROAD! This website carpet-bombs you with pics of sweet little animals doing total cutesy things. There are so many cutie-cute pics on this website you feel icky. Baahh, disgusting, I am totally cutified now. Enough for me for a looong while. Now I gotta go do some manly things ;-)

[via Fladders blog]

KNITTING ART <- clicken Sie here ...

Knitting, once thought of as the embodiment of middle-class conservative values, has secretely become the new weapon of revolution. But Punk Knitting is not all you can do to become a wooly sandinista: Check out this unknown artist, who uses the soft, fuzzy thread for some amazing art by crossing the boundaries of good taste. Well, that´s if you consider SM bad taste. I don´t :-)

How about some knitted Sadomaso?

Click on the link to check out the rest of his stuff. How about some wooly blood? This is fuckin good stuff!

HER JEWELED BUTT MADE HER A SLUT <- clicken Sie here ...

If I had a special person in my life, I would wish that person a very happy Valentines! I would get her this, hope she liked it ;-)

The lust master

Marco Loco

HE'S HUGE! HE'S HUGE IN GERMANY! <- clicken Sie here ...

As André pointed out: David Hasselhoff certainly is a tremendous celebrity here in Germany. Bigger than Chuck Norris anyway ...

TEMPORARY PARKS <- clicken Sie here ...

Don´t we all need a little rest sometimes? The brilliant urban guerillas from rebar group took this idea and came up with this super subversive project to bring a tiny bit of serenity back to the lives of their fellow citizens: The Parking lot Park!

The project called PARK(ing) turns any old parallel-parking spot into a temporary refuge of tranquility: A tiny park all equipped with a natural soil ground, a wooden park bench, and a real-life tree to give you some nice shade while you´re resting on the bench. Brilliant work!

The first PARK(ing) to open in downtown San Francisco

As you can see: PARK(ing) really works! But the cool thing about it: rebar published the handy construction manual right with the project, so you can build your own garden of eden right where your city needs it most. Go on, participate. Send them the results and me cc ...

[via inhabitat thanks to JP]