JÄGERTOAST

I'm not a big fan of Jägermeister, but isn't this a great product? A nice toast from this machine to get you going in the morning.

Well, come to think of it: I'm not sure if this would help recuperation from a Jägermeister hangover of the drinking binge the night before. I just imagine myself coming into the kitchen with a splitting headache and Jägerbreath: Seeing that lovely deer - again - might have the effect that I remember that night before, remember all the Jägershots we had, and start getting sick uncontrollably all over the floor. And the table. The toaster. The walls. My slippers. Your slippers. Your bathrobe. There will be puke everywhere. It will be disgusting. Gross. I think you get the picture.

Still a great product, but maybe it's better if I don't get this toaster :-)