SEXUAL CRAFTS - iVag <- clicken Sie here ...

I must confess to you: For a long time I was a tormented man, torn between two opposing sides of my personality, two hidden passions constantly pulling my soul apart: Sex and needlework. Ohh, the agonizing guilt of being haunted by such unspeakable obsessions! On the edge of a breakdown I didn't want to live with the guilt anymore.

Finally it was the Internet - this compassionate community of mankind - who has has given me salvation. To my surprise Google helped me find many people - male and female - on the web with the same fetish combination. I can now finally reconcile these haunting deamons, and put to rest my trembling soul. I am free now.

I had already hinted at my dark side with a blog entry on knitting art, but now it is all in the open, and I feel great.

So here is my newest fancy: Vaginal ipod cozies - iVags - to slide your ipod in nicely, and carry it around with you. Yarn labia, crocheted by Superphoebe. Sexy stuff. Check out her Flicr Stream.


And be sure that this won't be the last piece of whooly sex you'll read here ;-)

I LOVE BACON

Is this what they use in the meat packing plant if they cut themselves trying to slit the throat of an innocent little baby-calf? These people are sick! But on the other hand: Gotta love these bandages. I mean: It's bacon, and who doesn't like bacon?

I'm just really curious about the toy. Why do they put a toy in there? Is this the butcher's version of "Kinder Surprise" (Kinder-Überraschung)? What could they put in there? Maybe a mini pigs foot key chain? A cow eye sqeeze toy? Woha, now my imagination is running wild. The possiblities are endless!!

LED THROWIES <- clicken Sie here ...

Graffiti Research Lab came up with a cool guerilla art project you and your gang can do to beautify your city and have loads of fun while doing it: LED Throwie parties.

The website has intructions on how to build inexpensive LED throwies - an LED light, a batterie, and a magnet - and throw them in bunches onto your favorite metal surface. The little critters cost about EU 1,00 a piece to build, and come in all colors. They made about 300 of them, got a gang of people together on a nice New York City night, and had fun throwing them against a metal building wall in the city. The video from this event is awesome! Those throwies look stunning.

Go get some people together and throw your own throwie party! I know I am ...