SEXUAL CRAFTS - iVag <- clicken Sie here ...

I must confess to you: For a long time I was a tormented man, torn between two opposing sides of my personality, two hidden passions constantly pulling my soul apart: Sex and needlework. Ohh, the agonizing guilt of being haunted by such unspeakable obsessions! On the edge of a breakdown I didn't want to live with the guilt anymore.

Finally it was the Internet - this compassionate community of mankind - who has has given me salvation. To my surprise Google helped me find many people - male and female - on the web with the same fetish combination. I can now finally reconcile these haunting deamons, and put to rest my trembling soul. I am free now.

I had already hinted at my dark side with a blog entry on knitting art, but now it is all in the open, and I feel great.

So here is my newest fancy: Vaginal ipod cozies - iVags - to slide your ipod in nicely, and carry it around with you. Yarn labia, crocheted by Superphoebe. Sexy stuff. Check out her Flicr Stream.


And be sure that this won't be the last piece of whooly sex you'll read here ;-)

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7 Comments:

Anonymous Fladder said...

this makes me wonder...
what did you type in google?
and which one is keeping your ipod warm?

21:42

 
Anonymous Marco Loco said...

That's like asking do I have a favourite vagina?I don't, I love them all. Besides, I don't have an ipod.
Which one would you prefer?

13:21

 
Anonymous Fladder said...

i dont like ipod clothes, i prefer them nude. dont have a ipod tho, so i dont have to worry.

and about the vagina.. i think i prefer mine

21:57

 
Anonymous Marco Loco said...

Well I just bought me an ipod yesterday just so I can slide it into one of these beautiful muffs. i bet they're nice and cozy.

14:58

 
Anonymous Fladder said...

you could even attach a pet plant to that

20:16

 
Anonymous Zya said...

*laughs* I don't even know what to say... :P

13:24

 
Anonymous Fladder said...

Thanks for the poem marco, I like it.

20:50

 

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