HOW FAR CAN YOU GO WITH THAT?

Not having a TV I sometimes get a little bored, but the web always manages to attract my attention.

In the evening I sometimes sit alone in my bedroom and stare at the blank wall. Then I start surfing the web, clicking my way through a new corner of this internet galaxy, looking at this, that and the other, and next thing I know it´s 3am in the morning, my bottle of vodka is half empty, and I end up on these weird, unusual websites depicting strange people or selling peculiar items. Sometimes quite apalling, stuff, really. Yet strangely attractive.
This time I ended up in Alibabas webstore for houseware and kitchen utensils: Brooms, sponges, dishwashing brushes, you get the picture. Very nice stuff.
Intrigued by the wonderful cleaning aids I strolled around further. To my surprise I also found this product:

Dishwashing gloves That product seems to me a bit special. Not for the average housewife. Or the average kitchen. I imagine you can get real deep with that into nooks and crannies usually shunned. The question that intriques me: What would a thorough housewife wear with that?

LOVE IS A STRONG WORD

Update on my love-life: Call me crazy, but Dolores (you remember Dolly, right?) and I are dating. Casually. Nothing serious. Yet. Just hanging out together. She´s good fun to be/ have around. And as you might imagine: She´s a beast in bed.


Relaxing together in the park

STRANGE CHANGES

My feelings are not under my control anymore. They haven't been for weeks. Uncontrollable moodswings swerve me from normal to panic on a moments notice. What does all this mean?

"Hi stranger, I don't know you. How are you this morning? How will you feel today?" This would be a good line to say to my mirror image while shaving. I have been experiencing these downs for about 6 weeks now, and I am becoming scared. What if it a tumor in my brain, an effect of the years of drug abuse? It would make my worst nightmare come true: Dying without accomplishing anything. Dying without the satisfaction of being done with the world. Dying but still being hungry for more. Wow, even writing that makes me terribly scared. My mother died two years ago, and this was a trauma for me. She had juts retired at 64 and now had the best years ahead of her. She was full of positive energy for the future. She was diagnosed with cancer, and within half a year this wonderful human being was reapt away until there was only skin and bones left.

THANK GOD FOR INTERNET <- clicken Sie here ...

Wow! If it wasn´t for the world wide I´d not know what to do in certain situations ... sure glad I found this:


I´d say her name is Inga ...

CELEBRATE WITH A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE

Celebrate with a bottle of champagne takes on a whole different meaning when you talk to some open-minded people: "Sit on it and shake!" Get it?
In my never ending quest for strange knowledge I talked to a homo friend of mine - a distant aquaintance that I usually don't associate with of course - and he was explaining this to me. He said that it's a riot: First you feel the pressure slowly build up ... then comes the POP ... and then this prickly sensation of delicious champagne filling you up. And you get drunk from it, too!
Talk about things that make you go "huh?"