CELEBRATE WITH A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE

Celebrate with a bottle of champagne takes on a whole different meaning when you talk to some open-minded people: "Sit on it and shake!" Get it?
In my never ending quest for strange knowledge I talked to a homo friend of mine - a distant aquaintance that I usually don't associate with of course - and he was explaining this to me. He said that it's a riot: First you feel the pressure slowly build up ... then comes the POP ... and then this prickly sensation of delicious champagne filling you up. And you get drunk from it, too!
Talk about things that make you go "huh?"