UNCOVERING STYLE SECRETS OF SUELZKOTLETT

Suelzkotlett is an artisitc maverick. For almost 20 years I have been a dedicated follower of his ingenious style. Catching this camera-shy enigma creating himself in the morning was an revelation my mobile cam and I just had to capture. Was this my mission in life? Can I now die peacefully?

Suelzkotlett is style, and style is Suelzkotlett. There is no separation. His hair is creative inspiration to so many of us, so new and different every day. We bad-taste disciples look up to him for redemption. He is fashion pope, he never does Supercuts. He shall give us salvation from our color-coordinated sins. Last week I was fortunate enough to get a rare glimpse of the genius at work on his hair do.